stuff i saw on the internet
mbti forums are weirdly hilarious intp: post question -> response -> meandermeander -> define your terms plz -> ponderponder -> meanderforever -> resolution unnecessary intj: post question -> direct response -> elaboration on response -> clarify -> ORGANIZEORGANIZEORGANIZE -> clarify again -> consensus reached. end of discussion. isfj: post question ->...
So there's an article called "You Should Date An...
(here: http://thoughtcatalog.com/2011/dont-date-a-girl-who-reads) The guy, Charles Warnke, talks about how it’s better to have a lifelong relationship which isn’t too involving but can never completely derail than it is to try to have a deeper, more passionate one which could potentially implode. Basically it’s an essay which reads like a journal entry, not in a bad way, but a...
The mom from American Horror Story was the coach’s wife in Friday Night Lights!
straightandhigh: “Chicago” by Sufjan Stevens and...
Remember that time Germany invaded Russia
apriki: And Hitler was like: And Goebbels was like: And Rommel was like: And Stalin was like: And Churchill was like “sure bro, whatever you want” And FDR was like: And Mussolini was like: Even fucking Hirohito was like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOBdQykKQY “Trivia from and old broad: Watch again and pay attention to her dress-how her dress swirls high but drops quickly—her mother would sew metal weights in all her hems for that dramatic effect. Astaire hated it, he always got bruised shins when they danced!!” Ginger Rogers + Fred Astaire youtube comment which is relevant to the lives of...
Bernard: You hated school, you had a terrible time.
Fran: I never said that!
Bernard: You didn't have to say anything, I just look at your life now and work backwards.
do i want to marry bernard black or be bernard...
The life conundrum you didn’t know you were subject to
I don’t mean this in a bad way, but genetically, you are a cul-de-sac.– Bernard Black (via kung-fu-treachery)
New Year with friends
crazybee: Expectations Reality
“Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.” That’s a Rush Limbaugh quote. The weird thing is he’s right, but his thinking is completely wrong. Speaking as a person who’s never taken any classes or anything on feminism, from what I understand it’s basically saying that gender should not be a basis for discrimination...
Me: I don’t know if I’ll try to pay taxes when I have to fill out the form myself. It depends on if my income source is traceable. Mom: …IT’S A SOCIAL CONTRACT.
Every Major Batman Costume in One Convenient...
nevver: Benjamin Moore [larger] bwaaaaa
How I plan on inviting people to see "The Hobbit"...
I find that the best thing to do when you’re being bullied is to say “No,no...– -Stephen Fry (via welcome-to-the-rapture-family) That’s what I do