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spicyshimmy: how is it possible to love fictional characters this much and also have people always been this way? like, did queen elizabeth lie in bed late sometimes thinking ‘VERILY I CANNOT EVEN FOR MERCUTIO HATH SLAIN ME WITH FEELS’ was caesar like ‘ET TU ODYSSEUS’ sometimes i wonder

Jul 16th

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patchworkbones: in THIS episode of supernatural: A YOUNG ATTRACTIVE WHITE BLONDE WOMAN IS ATTACKED BY A DEMON! SHE RUNS ABOUT TWENTY FEET BEFORE STARING IN HORROR AT THE DOOR! PLOT TWIST: THE PHONE ISN’T WORKING! WHAT WILL BECOME OF HER!??!?! WILL SHE: A. DIE B. MAKE OUT WITH DEAN C. BOTH WHO KNOWS! WE MUST WATCH AND SEE WHAT NEW SURPRISES DEVELOP! the suspense oh the suspense

Jul 16th

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Interesting note on "thou" vs. "you"

nanibgal: Okay, so as we all know, Thor and some other Asgardians speak with a…somewhat stylized Modern English (or at least that’s what we hear when they talk, I have my own heacanons about how Asgardians can be universally understood through magic but…whatever). Fortunately, I haven’t seen a whole lot of misuse of the “thou/thy/thee” (I’ll give a handy cheat sheet under the cut for anyone...

Jul 16th

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Jul 16th

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Apperception

Everything is subjective because all of your experiences happen to YOU, and the YOU having the experiences must interpret them subjectively as BEING experiences or they would be meaningless streams of activity. Or would they? We don’t know. And you know WHY we don’t know? Because we’ve never experienced anything truly objectively.

Jul 15th

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Jul 15th

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For Legal Reasons this is not my Blog:... →

mayra-quijotesca: averyspaciouswitch: nightmareloki: althelamp: Today Yesterday, there was a kid near Adventureland who was about 4 years old or so. he was a wearing a princess crown, had a princess wand, the autograph book was princesses, etc. and there was a grown…

Jul 13th

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Dear Tumblr:

inothernews: Can you make it so when you click on that pin, it launches toward the top of your computer or tablet screen and explodes into a thousand Tribbles, now littered across your Dashboard, eating your reblogs like quadrotriticale?

Jul 12th

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Nurse 1: I'm gonna give you something in your IV to help you relax.
Me: WELL OK YEAH SURE MMHMM. 
 (Ten seconds later)
Me: yeah ok sure ahhaha wow we're moving ok oh wow it's the operating room look at all this equipment this place is crraaaaaaaazy
Nurse 1: Scoot on over to this table over here.
Me: Oooooook then you sure got a lot of stuff in here
Nurse 1: Ok, there you go, all set.
Me: Maaaaaaann this room is crazy
Nurse 1: How are you feeling, ok?
Me: Yeeeeep feelin good
Nurse 2: You seeing any unicorns yet? Hahahaha.
Me: DON'T TRY TO FUCK WITH ME BUDDY